Take the morning radio show for instance. Every morning around 8:00 there's a radio show on the boater's channel (when I say radio I mean like "Buccaneer over and out" type radio) that goes through the events of the day. Some people want to sell stuff, others want to complain, etc. Here's a list I made of the stranger participants:
- 'Tiff': The complainer. All she does is come on with her prim and proper english accent and complain about too much noise or people not showering in the pool. She carries neon parasols matching high heels and pants to match. Wrestled a woman over an umbrella (true story).
- Waltz von Zurben: The pushy one. Goes on the radio everyday for 4 months trying to sell the same thing...Never realizes that it isn't going to happen.
- Jack: The troll. A 50 something year old with too much time on his hands and no tolerance for the stupidity heard on the radio. Constantly interrupts Tiff's complaints with monkey noises.
- Collin: The blunt one. Interrupts rants and stupidity with coarse, short, and usually true statements. Says what everyone is too afraid to say.
and last but not least,
- Willy: Now this guy deserves respect. I heard him just now (it's about 12:00 in the afternoon) singing on the radio. This guy deserves his name on the internet, simply because he is so outrageously fun to laugh at. He's everyone's daily entertainment. He'll come on randomly and sing a sailor worthy tune, with slurs and burps. The whole thing. Gets interrupted by Collin saying, "He's a just a drunk bloke."
*Note: these are just names I came up with on my own. I chose whatever felt right for them.
Now, I love strange people. They provide entertainment for everyone living boring, lack luster lives. Frankly, if it weren't for these guys on the radio, I'd be bored out of my mind. So here's a thank you to all those out there who are a little different. Keep being the way you are. We drones appreciate it.
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